Teacher: You aren''t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?
Pupil: No, teacher I''m having trouble listening !
Teacher: Where don''t you feel well ?
Son: In school !Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you''ve only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
Teacher: Can anyone give me thename of a liquid that won''t freeze ?
Pupil: Hot water !
Teacher: Why are you standing on your head ?
Pupil: I''m just turning over things in my mind, sir
Teacher: I hope I didn''t see you looking at Fred''s test paper
Pupil: I hope you didn''t see me either
Mother: How was your first day at school ?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun
Pupil: No, teacher I''m having trouble listening !
Teacher: Where don''t you feel well ?
Son: In school !Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you''ve only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
Teacher: Can anyone give me thename of a liquid that won''t freeze ?
Pupil: Hot water !
Teacher: Why are you standing on your head ?
Pupil: I''m just turning over things in my mind, sir
Teacher: I hope I didn''t see you looking at Fred''s test paper
Pupil: I hope you didn''t see me either
Mother: How was your first day at school ?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun
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